Monday, July 23, 2007

Funny Pinoy signs, Thanks to my cousin, Marijo

PINOY SIGNS

Posted outside a house in Jaro, Iloilo :

HOURSE FOR RENT, FULLY FURNACED

(Boy, it must really be hot in there.)


On a glass window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan :

WE SHOOT YOU WHILE YOU WAIT


Posted at a construction site in Mandaluyong:

BAWAL OMEHI DITO, ANG MAHULI, BOG-BOG!


On the fence of a makeshift parking lot in Pasay :

PARKING PEE: P10


Printed on a streamer in front of a gym in Lucena City :

We Almost Have Complete Set of Gym Equipments

(Now, how's that for truth in advertising?)


In a supermarket in Baguio :

FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE


Outside a flower shop along Avenida Rizal:

WE SELL ARTIFICIAL FRESH FLOWERS



In a bowling center in Congressional:

PARKING FOR COSTUMERS ONLY


In a restaurant in Cebu :

WE HAB SOP-DRINK IN CAN AN IN BATOL


On the glass wall of an eatery in Panay Avenue near National Bookstore (but this was a long time ago):

WANTED: WAITER, CASHIER, WASHIER


In San Andres, Manila :

NO URINATION ON THE OVER WALLS


In a classified ads section:

WANTED SALESLADY, 20-25 YEARS OLD, PROBABLY SINGLE


Outside a sari-sari store in front of Green Valley in Baguio :

NO CRIDET


In a building in Cubao:

NONE
ID, NOTHING ENTRY


Outside a videoke bar in Pampanga:

WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE


The name of a laundry shop in Bo. Kapitolyo in Pasig :

CINNAVON


On the gate of a house in Tarlac:

COLD ICED BUKO 4 SALE


Posted outside a beauty shop in Laguna:

WE ALSO DO FULL BODY MESSAGE


In Tiaong, Quezon:

ROAN'S CONTRACTION SUPPLIES


Outside a shoe store in Pangasinan:

WE SELL IMPORTED ROBBER SHOES


In a restaurant in Baguio :

WANTED: BOY WAITRESS


Names of Philippine business establishments

If you still speak some Filipinos, you might enjoy the humor; otherwise, pass it on to your Filipino-speaking friends. The humor gets lost in the translation…


Bread Pitt
is a a bakery.
Maruya Carey
is a a fast-food place selling turonand maruya in Greenbelt , Makati
Caintacky Fried Chicken
is a an eatery in Cainta, Rizal.
Mang Donald's
is a a burger joint at the Naga City plaza.
Candies Be Love?
Can anything be sweeter than this?
Doris Day and Night
is a a 24-hour eatery.
Babalik Karinderia
is obvious.
Holland Hopia
is owned by Mr. Ho.
and next-door neighbor
Poland Hopia is owned by Mr. Po. in Chinatown
Miki Mao
is a a noodle house.
Tapsi Turbi
is a a tapa house.
Cleopata's
is a a manukan and bakahan.
Goto Heaven
is obvious.
The Fried of Marikina
is a a fried chicken house.
Wrap and Roll
is a a lumpia outlet at the Quad, Makati
Pansit ng taga-Malaboni
is a a panciteria on Boni Avenue , Mandaluyong.
Side-saki
is a a side street eatery beside Mandarin Oriental in Makati .
Let's Goat-Together
is a kambingan-cum-beer garden.
Meating Place
is a a meat shop.
Meatropolis
is a another meat shop.
Isda best, Pusit to the limit,
and Hipon coming back

are entrees on the menu of a seafood restaurant.
Cinna Von
is a laundromat.
Pier Carding
is a a tailoring shop in Pier, Manila
The Way We Wear
is a boutique.
Curl Up and Dye
is a a beauty salon.
Goldilooks
is a barber shop.
Bote Nga Sa 'Yo
is a used bottle shop.
Goldirocks
is a gravel and sand shop.
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits
is a video rental shop in Palawan .
Leon King
is a Video Rental in Las PiƱas.

Memory Drug
is a clone of Mercury Drug.
Petal Attraction
is a flower shop near UP Diliman.
Susan's Roses
is a flower shop, but of course!
Maid to Order
is a maid-placement agency.
Singalong Sing-along
is a karaoke bar in Singalong (where else?).

Signs seen on jeepneys:

A commuter is a
jeepsetter
Pull string to
stop driver.
God knows
Hudas not pay.

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