New Virus!!

HEALTH ALERT- DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS

There is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally,
and by hand.

This virus is called
Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your
boss, or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will
wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your
jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract
(WINE)
or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated
from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is
controlling your